Ohhh darling, gather close, because this one’s spooky in all the wrong ways. We're talking about ghost workers. No, not apparitions in hard hats, though wouldn’t that be festive, but fake employees used to cook the books, dodge taxes, and inflate invoices like it’s a full-time con job.
These shady staffing agencies create entire phantom payrolls, filled with names that don’t exist or workers who never actually showed up. And guess what? They bill you for them. Quietly. Consistently. Until you realize your labor costs are higher than Miss Piggy’s spa budget in Paris.
And it doesn’t stop there. These ghost workers are also used to:
π» Inflate headcounts during audits.
π» Evade proper tax reporting.
π» Funnel money through back channels like it’s a crime drama plot twist.
But when the IRS shows up? When the Department of Labor comes knocking? When an “employee” you never met files a workers’ comp claim? Suddenly you’re in the middle of a lawsuit starring characters you didn’t even cast.
Because ghost workers may be fake, darling, but the fines, penalties, and reputational damage? All terrifyingly real.
Miss Piggy’s rule? If you can’t verify the worker, don’t pay the invoice. Do roll calls. Check timecards. Confirm payroll. Because in business, just like in couture, if something seems invisible, it probably shouldn’t be there.
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#VerifyEverything π‘️ #FraudPrevention πΌ #SmartHiring π¨ #WorkersComp π #GhostWorkers π»
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